The story about the boy who did not want an owie
There once was a boy who tripped and fell. Just as he was about to get an owie on his knee he said
- I don’t want an owie on my knee.
- What? – said the owie – if you put your hand out, I can go on your hand instead.
- But how will I ride my bike if I can’t hold the handlebar? – said the boy.
- Then I’ll land on your behind – said the owie.
- But I need it to sit on! – said the boy.
- Hmmm, how about your nose? Tip forward and I’ll land on your nose.
- My nose is too small, you won’t fit.
- Then how about your shoe?
- OK – said the boy.
The owie jumped on the boy’s shoe and the boy didn’t feel a thing. The owie stayed on the shoe, and eventually was given away with the shoes once the boy’s feet outgrew them.
The story about the girl who loved chocolate milk
There once was a girl who loved to drink chocolate milk. She asked for it at breakfast, snack time, lunch, dinner, and of course at chocolate time. She drank so much chocolate milk, that pretty soon you could hear a ‘slosh-slosh’ from her tummy whenever she moved. The neighborhood kids made fun of her for it, and she was sad.
Then one day as she was slosh-sloshing down the street to the laughter of the other kids, a music talent scout noticed her.
That, my dear girl – said the talent scout - is music to my ears! With a little practice you could be a great performer.
The girl became a renowned musician with a unique (slosh-sloshing) sound and traveled across the country to give concerts. And instead of a tour bus, she rode on a milk truck, a chocolate milk truck.
The story about the boy who wanted to go poop but the poop would not come out
There once was a boy who wanted to go poop. He sat and sat on the potty but the poop would not come out. Finally he pleaded with the poop:
- Poop, won’t you come out?
- No way – answered the poop – it’s nice and warm and cozy in here.
The boy thought for a moment, then he said:
- Listen. Whenever I go poop, I get 5 M&Ms. If you come out, I’ll give you two M&Ms.
PLOP! went the poop and then demanded:
- Now I want my two M&Ms.
The boy quickly flushed the poop down the toilet, washed his hands, and ate all 5 M&Ms by himself.
The story about the boy who did not want an owie and went flying instead
There once was a boy who visited his great grandfather’s grave at Punchbowl cemetery in Hawaii. As he was leaving he tripped and found himself flying through the air. He knew that if he landed he would get a big owie on his knee. So he decided to keep flying. He flew higher and higher, and pretty soon he could see the entire Punchbowl crater below him, and then he flew even higher, and he saw the ocean and the mountains. He then turned and flew toward Waikiki’s highrises. There he saw a little old lady on one of the lanais (balconies). It was his grandma. He flew right into her arms and she set him down carefully. The boy never got the owie.
The story about the girl who loved lollipops
There once was a girl who loved lollipops. As soon as she entered the Great America amusement park, she made a beeline for the sweets shop and bought the biggest lollipop they had. Her friends ran to the different amusement rides and asked her to go with them, but she was too busy licking the lollipop: slurp, slllurp. Then they asked her to come to the water park.
- No thanks – said the little girl – my lollipop would dissolve in the water. [Slurp. Slurp].
After the water park, the kids ran to the playground and started playing in the sand pit.
- Will you play with us in the sand? – asked her friends.
- No thanks – said the little girl – I don’t want sand to get on my lollipop [Slurp. Slurp].
Eventually it was time to go home, and as the little girl and her friends piled into the car, her friends felt sorry that she didn’t get to go on any of the rides, or play in the water or in the sand. The girl didn’t mind, she just licked her lollipop: slurp, slurp. The car had driven hardly a mile when it hit a huge traffic jam. The light was out at the intersection and there was no policeman to direct traffic. The girl hopped out of the car, held out her big red lollipop and used it like a stop sign to direct traffic, first letting one direction go through, then the other. Pretty soon the whole traffic jam was cleared up. The girl took a bow with her big lollipop as her friends clapped. Then they all drove home together.
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